A humorous take on how to diffuse the stresses of everyday life that block your path to inner peace.  Allow a little Zen into your life...

My Fellow Spirit, your life purpose, pure and simple, is to attain spiritual enlightenment.  You must learn to balance your unquenchable desire to impulsively embrace the lure of hot sex and high living, with the realization of the spirit.  Remember, the path to enlightenment is full of obstacles.  Do not be discouraged.  If you practice my teachings over many lifetimes, you may end up like me…a very powerful, lyrical and slightly warped old frog waiting for the chance to French-kiss a princess.

Good luck.  See you on the other side.“OOOHHMMAA”

Spoken Word

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